At the Swimming Pool

It´s for WIMPS to don´t pee on swimming pools... a TRUE MAN not only pees on them, he pees from the outside... and eventually he poos in them.

Making Love

It´s for WIMPS to make love only with beautiful women... a MACHO MAN has sex with every woman that he can... but only with alive ones.

Reseting your PC...

It´s for WIMPS to reset the PC using CTRL+ALT+DEL... a COOL MAN directly unplugs the PC and then plugs it again... like he plugs himself to your sister.

About this blog...

It´s for WIMPS to read this blog and don´t understand it... a TRUE MAN not only enjoy reading it... he shares that feeling spreading this blog among all his contacts! ;) (what are you waiting for? are you WIMP?! Start sharing!)

Installing programs...

It´s for WIMPS to read License Agreements or Terms of Use before installing programs... a REAL MACHO MAN allways accept everything... and hits ENTER as fast as he can.

Farts...

It´s for WIMPS to fart in the subway and try to dissimulate... a TRUE MAN stands straight and says: "Here i am!, i have farted and the first one that looks at me with ugly face will be ass kicked because he offends my mother´s raviolis!

Vegetables

It´s for WIMPS to note the difference between celery, beet, spinach or radicheta... for a MACHO MAN, all these are lettuce.

Psycopharmacs

It´s for WIMPS to read the prospect of psychopharmacs... a TRUE PSYCHODELIC MAN when it says "take only one", he takes four... and ten minutes later he takes another, just in case.

Office Launch

It´s for WIMPS to wash your teeth after lounch in the office... an AMERICAN MAN cleans their teeth with a paper clip.

Helping people...

It´s for WIMPS to help a blind man to cross the street... a TRUE SURREALISTIC MAN just pass beside the blind man... whistling!

Lord of the Rings

It´s for WIMPS to see LOTR and feel yourself identificated with the blonde wimp elf, a REAL MAN feels identificated with the bad-tempered dwarf that wants to kick everybody´s asses.

Your Girlfriend´s Sister

It´s for WIMPS to don´t feel sexually attracted to your girlfriend´s sister, a MACHO MAN is really horny with her even if she is ugly... just because is her sister.

3rd World Countries

It´s for WIMPS countries to doesn´t have a missile to threaten USA, in REAL 3rd World Countries, people is dying because they don´t have what to eat... but they still have one wimp missile to threaten USA.

Terrorists...

It´s for WIMPS to say "i am afraid of terrorists", true AMERICAN MAN is afraid of terrorists but... never says so.

Pets...

It´s for WIMPS to have pets and if they are virtual, you are the QUEEN of WIMPS... ALPHA MALE has women to feed and play with.

The money...

It´s for WIMPS to say that money it´s not important... AMERICAN MEN lives with the money of those that think that way ;)

PC case

It´s for WIMPS to put little lights all over your PC's case... a REAL MAN has a really old case with lots of cables in a mess, and the only lights he knows... are the lights of cheap motels where he has sex.

McDonald´s

It´s for WIMPS to clean your table and throw the trash when you finish eating in McDonald´s... MACHO MAN leaves all the e dirty work for the nice people that works for the WIMPY CLOWN.

Making zapping...

When you are with your girlfriend watching TV and making zapping, it´s for WIMPS to pass channels with pretty or hot girls so she don't get jealous... a REAL MAN stops right there and say: "wish you have those ( o )( o )"

Your room...

It´s for WIMPS to put fluorescent stars and moons in your room's ceiling thinking that girls will like that... AMERICAN MAN not only make love with the lights on, but with the windows opens so everyone can see him!

About your hair...

It´s for WIMPS to wait for your personal haircutter to be available because "he knows my hair"... a TRUE MAN cuts his hair himself... with an unsharped knife!

Show no feelings...

It´s for WIMPS that someone discover your mood or feelings because of your face... the REAL MAN shows allways the same poker face... like a dog that is being fucked.

It´s for WIMPS!

It´s for WIMPS to make a lot of things...
If you want to be a real man,
keep your mind focused on the knowledge
within this blog!!!
And spread it ;)