Dinner...

It´s for WIMPS to go out dinner and eat sushi... a TRUE MAN just orders a big, fatty, tasty and juicy hamburguer... from a really cheap place... McDonald's it's for WIMPS!

At the gym...

It´s for WIMPS to make spinning at the gym... a TRUE MAN has other way to make excersises: he makes love to the spinning teacher and to all other girls from the gym.

Your boss...

It´s for WIMPS to accept invitations from your boss... a MACHO MAN says: No way! You are too boring... but i can go out with your horny wife!

Simplifying Fractions...

It´s for WIMPS to simplify fractions... a REAL MACHO MAN just put 450/900 instead of 1/2... and if the teacher says something to him... he has sex with her!

Mosquitoes

It´s for WIMPS to put Caladryl if mosquitoes bites you... a TRUE MAN drinks a really cheap wine so if some mosquito bites him, it dies almost instantly poisoned.

On changing light bulbs...

It's for WIMPS to cut electricity before changing a light bulb... a TRUE MAN just change it whitout worries about electricity... and gets a electricity charge on porpouse (it's for TRUE WIMPS to die because of that).

Being a blogger...

It´s for WIMPS to have a blog (even WIMPER if it is on MySpace)... a TRUE MAN doesn't need to write stupid stuff to pick up girls ;)

At school...

It´s for WIMPS to raise your hand before ask something... a REAL MAN asks whitout raising hands... and he asks while teacher is speaking (usually he asks: Teacher... do you want to go out with me?)

Coffee...

It´s for WIMPS to drink latte... a LATIN MACHO MAN drinks strong black colombian coffee. It's also for WIMPS to add saccharin... a REAL MAN uses a big amount of diabetogenic sugar!