It´s for WIMPS to celebrate Christmas, an even wimper if you say Merry... a TRUE MAN just don´t belive in God and all that "fat man with silly laugh" crap, and in case there is a God, this is just a joke :)
PS: That last apologies it´s for true WIMPS!!! i don´t fuck belive in God!
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Monday, November 06, 2006
On Sports...
It´s for WIMPS to say "the most important is to compete", a REAL MAN only plays to win, he even cheats to win, and if he is loosing anyway... he starts some riot to stop the match. I almost forgot: Fair Play it´s for WIMPS!! ;)
Monday, October 16, 2006
Dinner...
It´s for WIMPS to go out dinner and eat sushi... a TRUE MAN just orders a big, fatty, tasty and juicy hamburguer... from a really cheap place... McDonald's it's for WIMPS!
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
At the gym...
It´s for WIMPS to make spinning at the gym... a TRUE MAN has other way to make excersises: he makes love to the spinning teacher and to all other girls from the gym.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Your boss...
It´s for WIMPS to accept invitations from your boss... a MACHO MAN says: No way! You are too boring... but i can go out with your horny wife!
Monday, October 09, 2006
Simplifying Fractions...
It´s for WIMPS to simplify fractions... a REAL MACHO MAN just put 450/900 instead of 1/2... and if the teacher says something to him... he has sex with her!
Mosquitoes
It´s for WIMPS to put Caladryl if mosquitoes bites you... a TRUE MAN drinks a really cheap wine so if some mosquito bites him, it dies almost instantly poisoned.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
On changing light bulbs...
It's for WIMPS to cut electricity before changing a light bulb... a TRUE MAN just change it whitout worries about electricity... and gets a electricity charge on porpouse (it's for TRUE WIMPS to die because of that).
Monday, October 02, 2006
Being a blogger...
It´s for WIMPS to have a blog (even WIMPER if it is on MySpace)... a TRUE MAN doesn't need to write stupid stuff to pick up girls ;)
At school...
It´s for WIMPS to raise your hand before ask something... a REAL MAN asks whitout raising hands... and he asks while teacher is speaking (usually he asks: Teacher... do you want to go out with me?)
Coffee...
It´s for WIMPS to drink latte... a LATIN MACHO MAN drinks strong black colombian coffee. It's also for WIMPS to add saccharin... a REAL MAN uses a big amount of diabetogenic sugar!
Thursday, September 28, 2006
At the Swimming Pool
It´s for WIMPS to don´t pee on swimming pools... a TRUE MAN not only pees on them, he pees from the outside... and eventually he poos in them.
Making Love
It´s for WIMPS to make love only with beautiful women... a MACHO MAN has sex with every woman that he can... but only with alive ones.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Reseting your PC...
It´s for WIMPS to reset the PC using CTRL+ALT+DEL... a COOL MAN directly unplugs the PC and then plugs it again... like he plugs himself to your sister.
About this blog...
It´s for WIMPS to read this blog and don´t understand it... a TRUE MAN not only enjoy reading it... he shares that feeling spreading this blog among all his contacts! ;) (what are you waiting for? are you WIMP?! Start sharing!)
Installing programs...
It´s for WIMPS to read License Agreements or Terms of Use before installing programs... a REAL MACHO MAN allways accept everything... and hits ENTER as fast as he can.
Friday, September 22, 2006
Farts...
It´s for WIMPS to fart in the subway and try to dissimulate... a TRUE MAN stands straight and says: "Here i am!, i have farted and the first one that looks at me with ugly face will be ass kicked because he offends my mother´s raviolis!
Vegetables
It´s for WIMPS to note the difference between celery, beet, spinach or radicheta... for a MACHO MAN, all these are lettuce.
Psycopharmacs
It´s for WIMPS to read the prospect of psychopharmacs... a TRUE PSYCHODELIC MAN when it says "take only one", he takes four... and ten minutes later he takes another, just in case.